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Monday, December 27, 2010, 5:32 PM
The 2 Best Short Jokes I've Ever Heard
One can only hear "you're pocket sized!" and "you're so small!" so many times. I am aware that I have a "small volume", am "travel sized" and even "fun-sized" like the candy bars but if you're going to make a short joke, BE ORIGINAL! This past week, I heard the best short jokes ever, both from the same person! He asked me, "Was Willy Wonka mad when you left the chocolate factory?" and "Should I follow you down the yellow brick road?" BEST.
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